Session Start: Thu Jan 24 23:23:40 2002 *** Now talking in #rpgclassics *** Topic is 'To get an OP's attention, play ophorn.wav get it from Merlin or 984 by doing !name ophorn.wav || The server admin's at Wiregrass suck' *** Set by Black_Ninja on Thu Jan 24 19:05:14 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Black_Ninja * Jiharn{work} cheers again. lol Anyone for a game of SC? * TG_Flintedge is going to die tomorrow * Jiharn{work} cheers. *** Black_Ninja has joined #rpgclassics *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Black_Ninja * Jiharn{work} cheers again. heh BN: Nah, still gonna study Chem till 5 AM Sorry...no. You'll be fine tg. Just do what I did for chem class test s not do them? Which is? (Do I want to know?) * Black_Ninja smoked a bowl before every chem test and aced them all I slept through Chem..... Well the tests in a few hours, I don't have time for that BN LOL. Sure you do. * Jiharn{work} really wishes he could just make himself work. I have to acquire it first... A bowl only 10 minutes :P AH dammit, urgh... Same here Jih....same here Same here, Jiharn... Well... I gett he oddest feeling that if I had a naked babe in my lap, I'd be able to concentrate on this paper it only takes me an average of 30 minutes 24/7 to get some... * Ryuu{DamnCompJournals} moves away from the computer....the desk isn't big enough,,,, I could probably get one off Serina (a girl at school) lol However, if you aren't used to being high, you'd probally sleep * Jiharn{work} wishes he could find a girl to help him test his hypothesis... and laugh and the name blank Hmm...don't think a naked babe would get my paper done, but at least it'd be entertaining for a bit. only one way to find out * Jiharn{work} calls the girl next door. beggars can't be choosers, afte rall * Black_Ninja definitely wouldn't get any work done with a naked chick in his lap. Well, not homework, unless it was biology... This is the last smile I fake for the sake of being with you... BN, scratch out "any work done with" from that sentence no :P heheh * RoguePaladinTrian regresses 6 years, laughs crudely at BN's statement, and changes back hehe Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down * Zero|SC blinks blinks This is the last time I take the blame for the sake of being with you... *** Zero|SC is now known as Zero- j0 zero BN, just remember: "Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and always lethal" Jiharn: Nope * Zero- jumps out the window before this gets wierd...well, more wierd it's funny if you think about it :P lol zero Hey Zero. Jiharn, no it;s not :P *** Zero- has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) * Jiharn{work} uses a tractor beam to draw Zero back in. whooops faulty tractor beam *** ZelX has joined #rpgclassics Pushing Me Away Linkin Park by Linkin Park... I love this file naming thing lol :) * Ryuu{DamnCompJournals} uses a John Deere tractor to drag himself back to doing the Journals..... "Life is like a really addicting drug; have you ever tried to quit?" * Jiharn{work} is trying to scare Zel. * ZelX us unscared. Life is actually more like a woman. They both bleed you dry and then ask for more. Winamp really sucks... * Jiharn{work} tries harder, and switches into Yaoi mode. Hee hee, yaoi time :P (I say that when I play FFX, it's my new catch phrase) * Jiharn{work} scares Zel by showing what he's doing with TG> ... You wish Jinharn. Actually, BN, I like Homer's view on women..... Jiharn, is your name Eden? * Jiharn{work} scoots up next to TG and bats his eyelids. [Ryuu{DamnCompJournals} SOUND] Ryuu: I like al bundy's better * ZelX merely shrugs. Ryuu: you mean the ancient Greek poet? * TG_Flintedge pushes Jiharn away, just like the song's title. No... I'm not disturbed by speak of Yaoi. * Jiharn{work} comes back. Homer Simpson Zel: how about action of Yaoi? :P * TG_Flintedge becomes a girl therefore making no possibility of yaoi. * TG_Flintedge turns TG_Flintedge into a five-year old girl "If god had been in his right mind when he made women, he'd have given them 3 breasts. 2 in the front and 1 in the back for dancing." Zel: Booken asked Eden to marry him...and he said yes..... Scared yet? Nah. Seems about normal weirdness for around here. :P Just like X's marriage, only with twice as many gay guys. :P * Black_Ninja finds it funny how no one got that... * Eden99 kisses Vorpy sweetly on the lips "If you don't do your work.. We can play a game.." pulls out a whip. LMFAO TG!!!!!!!! LMFAO TG... * ZelX just facepalms. That was beautiful :D Sigh... now I feel bad because I said that, but only for zg's sake. lol Yeah, she deserves better * Jiharn{work} can't understand why. :P I mean, X? X? My god... lol yeah, even I'm better...I think... * TG_Flintedge doesn't say his next line. * RoguePaladinTrian reaches into a brown sack that just happens to be lieing around, pulls out one of those annoying horny 13 year-old AOLers and throws it into the Jiharn/TG mix, just for fun lol tg lol Zel: Does the fact that AOL is still around scare you? lol yes Want to know what -IS- scary? BN: is your name Zel? Jiharn: I work for an ISP, so I had to answer Hhe Heh ah From Thor's site: AOL is good for nothing but the highly illegal files it distributes. Sign up now and use your free hours to download music, porn, whatever your sick little heart desires. Horny-lamer-pedophile-minor-freak-boy/girl-things-from-hell need love too. And finally, since I know you've all been dying to hear it: AOL SUCKS! Huh? AOL? America Online? yes lol quick response there Anyway, want to know what -IS- scary? ya The Canadian version is called America Online Canada. I was in another window, gimme a break. Eden sexuality? That 2 people were drunk enough to produce X. I think it took 3 LOL two of them were partially defective I though 4 and a half, but ok.... The fact that AOL is still around is rather sad. Yeah, can't forget the pastor who did the "exorcism" :P And no comment on the topic of X. * TG_Flintedge is laughing too much to say lol. ooo, forgot about him I'll wager 2 and a poodle... lol tg lol! LOL RPT lol I was thinking shit-zu myself... 2 and a half and a blender * Jiharn{work} is copying and pasting this for X LOL lol lol Good, maybe it'll get him mad enough to duel me finally in SC :P Nooo, this isn't helping me with chem at all if I showed this to X, he'd probably get angry 1/4 of the way through and quit the chat for 5 hours TG, sure it is: H20 is water there :P (2 is subscript of course :P) Yes, and a good way to end the class is the old teacher-throwing-sodium-in-water trick. you mean H2O jiharn, same diff :P So is HOH though, and H+ + OH1 = HOH, and H3O+ + OH- = 2HOH!!! * ZelX has been rendered speechless by this whole topic. o_o Yes tg RPT: another way is the old teacher-eating-sodium trick Ah Sodium..... Hmm, but back to this scary thing... BOOM! Lol, when the teacher asked "What could you coat your boat with to prevent it from rusting?" someone said "Sodium!" * ZelX doesn't lag because of connection problems, he lags because of slow typing. Yeah, that's it. LOL Teacher: Yes, that would work, it wouldn't rust, just explode. True true Hee hee. What's even more scary, is that the US govt would be cruel enough to take a strain of X's DNA and cross it with a poodle's to produce eden. A transvestite poodle that is. roflmao lmao TG: Aren't they all? :P Yeah, so? :D They must have been distilling X's DNA strain for years, until it reached its current form... ...else how would you explain Spam or Bush? And then, just imagine what would happen if Booken and eden had kids?!!! We would have little bastards running around who need Hooked on Phonics hitting on EACH OTHER I'm just wondering what brought about this conversation... LMAO BN I thought that was nucleur radiation, RPT lol, BN Damn, genetics is scary :P I can imagine how they would talk at home, in broken english with no punctuation. No, no, think of it! They'd inbreed so much that they could finally make low budget monster movies with REAL monsters..it'd be awesome. they'd all be arrested at the age of 10 for sleeping with siblings lol RPT lol RPT lol lol Writing with no punctuation is one thing, but speaking without it is a feat of ingenuity. You ARE right! Think about it... they wouldn't have to use any sound effects for the monster voices! lol lol BN) For example..that Mortle Kombat movie..that guy with 6 arms? Taken care of. No more clay prosthetics. Much less the make-up for the err..."natural beauty" A monster movie fully of horpy little eubonicized incestites...... horny* RPT, yes, goro would no longer be his pussy self! Horpy is Vorpy's brother, aka Ackbar. LMAO!!!! lmao let's see...Booken is this short guy with blue clothes and unknown face, Eden has long white hair, is tall, and has pale skin...they'll end up somewhere around middle height with grey skin and long baggy blue robes with hair dipping out behind the back Eww Ewww is right Well, think about this: eww... Eden is a guy with a girl for a sprite. Kinda like Hades used to for a little bit. We wouldn't even have this whole cloning thing going on. There'd be enough strains of inbred x's (that's little x, right there) that we could simply harvest bodyparts if needed. If that's really how they look, it'd be worse. Some freak who has blue ballz, grey skin, a translucent head and hair coming out of the back AND ASS :S rofl blue balls? O_o LOL LOL BN's been doing careful research * Black_Ninja wonders if he needs to have "the talk" with tg *** xpzeppelin has joined #rpgclassics *** Ryuu{DamnCompJournals} is now known as Ryuu{ShouldBeWorkingDamnit} Naw, I'll get eden to do it :P Heh, Ryuu. Between this talk....Ghostbusters 2.... and the Journals.... I'm watching the movie...and this..... I have enough talks already lol tg Hmm, other nasty combos include, but are not limited too: eep Extra faces Extra feces? Pro Wrestling questions: Q: What is the Ring mat made of? A: Steel. According to the announcers, everything is made of steel. heh The dreaded STEEL microphone! Steel chairs..... The steel 2 by 4 Steel spandex? Doesn't make sense... Steel Picket Sign The steel lead pipe The steel cheese (not kidding) Steel Guard Rail * Jiharn{work} is trying very hard to not laugh. Or in WCW, the steel pillow (not kidding either) He hit a guy with a (@*&*(@&$)&@)#*$ PILLOW and knocked him out! Hmm....never heard that one.... or the Cheese Imagine if, oh let's say FARUK was bred with let's say (this is so easy, literally *snicker) Eden. You'd have little kids running around humping male kangaroos and koala bears while yelling "Take this Aeris!! I am the final -fantasy- master" o_O LMAO BN Jake the Snake's steel snake. LMAO, that was good * RoguePaladinTrian finally gets around to shuddering * Black_Ninja is laughing to hard to keep typiong * Jiharn{work} is going to bed now. Someone make a log of this, by the way, it's not often that prophets such as these appear. Night Jinny. l8er j Bye, Jiharn. Later, Jiharn. just for the record, I C&P the parts about X's parents and Eden/Booken X is going to hate me tomorrow Jinny Knights, like the girl in SGF2, only with a J. *** Ryuu{ShouldBeWorkingDamnit} is now known as Ryuu{ReallyWorking} * Ryuu{ReallyWorking} really goes back to working.... Play sound if you need me..... Jinharny Knights ... Night Jiharn I'll stop now morning TG NIGHT! Wait, wiat ok *** Jiharn{work} has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) *** TG_Flintedge is now known as Jinharn Oh boy... Even better still would be Celes and Ackbar. Can you imagine a half squid/half woman with each tenatcle having it;s own personality and fight themselves, but ending draws cause they all run away from battle and scream "Mon Calamari I love you!" RPGC mating is scary. :P lol, yeah Indeed... * Jinharn starts glowing and reverts to a more normal form. *** Jinharn is now known as TG_Flintedge !sound discipline.wav [RoguePaladinTrian SOUND] !RougePaladinTrian discipline.wav LOL. The absolute best would be Sin and Maz. Can you imagine a person who is so angry with life that he fights with poems while catapulting calculators at random by standers :P lol lol Agh! NO! I've been resisting the urge to bring Sin-bebbies into this conversation for the past 20 minutes! Now you've done it.. And let's not for get the scream of "You petite fucking @!@%$!%@&!^%@" at the same tiem ending in some great debate over the equalness of all peoples for the sake of world domination :P Gawd, I shudder to ever see that day. Egh...Sin and X...that'd be a self-destructive combination... heh lol Actually, I think the sperm and the egg would both grow swordlike-projections to kill the other off, so I don't think we need to worry about that one. "You stupid [caught by censors]" *commits seppuku* X and Lunaris... "nuclear missile ready!" *ragnarok fires backwards "I am teh" "ARGH! Spallng erroars" "cammits seppaku" LOL lol lol lol LOL. The grammar bitch meets the typo bitch lol Argh! Work! lol... Laughing... too... hard... I am sooooo gald I am logging this *glad LMFAO!!!!! Hades and Eden :P *** Ryuu{ReallyWorking} has quit IRC (Connection Closed) Sin and Mr. Saturn: *runs around in circles screaming "#_*&$!@+#@!" at people, but no one cares, because it's Sinistral on 2 stubby legs wearing a bow in his hair* LMAO Hades and Eden: A super destructive cat who coughs up furballs on people and then kisses thier "wounds" lol RPT Nah...Hades and Eden wouldn't work..you'd have a female-spirited child of questionable physical gender who'd spend too much time hunting for some Asuka hentai gawd, the possiblites are endless! endless i say! LoL lol rpt RPGC: Oh, the possibilities! I soooooo have to make a comic from this... We'll all regret this combination in 25 years, when the offspring in question come for revenge. lol Or 15-18 years, if you follow the usual RPG conventions. lol. X's perfect mate would be a zergling. Actually, Asuka is the one character Hades won't look at hentai for. (I don't want to see two characers _I like having dirty smutty sex._) From that sentence, we get the phrase "I like having dirty smutty sex." Here then, BN, you be the guy in the big black tower who sits around and does nothing, I'll be the horribly impotent comic-relief villain. Impotent? I can just see it now... "Graarrr!" "No! That's gramMAR!!!" You lose bladder control? :P Yes, TG, it means more than just "impotent." Lookitupsometime. I like having dirty smutty sex? * Black_Ninja sighs. * RoguePaladinTrian raises a fist and gives a spirited "Huzzah" for RPGC and dirty smutty sex I won't say anymore. i don't want this topic to lose its humor :D "unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction" ? lol tg Yeah...you're right, BN..I really have a paper to write, anyway. * ZelX waves a little flag. "Huzza." lol rpt I'm pretty sure it means powerless too, TG. Huzza for the shopkeep! Huzza! I really need to sleep. I work in 6 hours, but I can't stop laughing... "not potent" - nice definition. lol tg ...Ironically enough, it's on teenage marriages. Oh dear, this could get ugly. LMAO LOL LOL Hmm. naw, I won't go there. Heh Hee hee, yaoi time. Well, I am gonna go pee (from laughing so damn hard :P) and then go to bed So you're TG_Susie now? LMFAO Zel: You read that comic too? Yep. From that comic, Dustin's my hero. He reminds me of me IRL. Later...I'm going shut mIRC down, so I can get some work down. And make sure you have a log, BN. This'll come back to haunt us. *** RoguePaladinTrian has left #rpgclassics Bye RPT and BN. Oh, I have a log, believe me :P I say yaoi time whenever I kill something tough in FFX. LMAO. Anyways, have a good night guys. :) I won't even ask why. :P Night, BN. * Black_Ninja casts a rather arcane spell in a language you do not recognize. In that instant, the earth opens up again, and you are rained on by hot lava as the Black_Ninja vanishes in the flames laughing as he goes... Session Close: Fri Jan 25 00:12:28 2002